梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

G点足球    02-27 13:34
梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

遭爆冷淘汰,曼城0-1维冈

Plazmablu(未知主队球迷):这下好了,如果瓜瓜不能率领曼城拿下世界杯的话,恐怕今年就要被解雇啦!(Well…If Pep doesn't win the World Cup for City later this year then I reckon he'll get the sack.)

slasherxf(维冈球迷):今夜是我们每个维冈球迷的梦遗!(This is all wigan fans’ wet dream.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Mannequin(切尔西球迷):我觉得维冈现在可以说是英格兰老大了!(this match makes Wigan the best team in England)

Igworms(西班牙球迷):看这场比赛的感觉,就像是欧洲杯决赛葡萄牙击败法国一样…(Feels like I just watched Portugal win theEuro again after watching that)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Busquetsiscool(未知主队球迷):有人告诉我,这赛季维冈前锋格里格面对英超前6的进球,比卢卡库还要多…(someone just told me will grigg has more goals against the top 6 than lukaku.)

Pemoniz(瓦伦西亚球迷):到了比赛最后阶段,如果处于落后位置的话,每支球队都会被齐达内的皇马附体…那就是不停地传中…(At the end of the day, when you're losing a match and you're in the last minutes, every team is Zidane's R. Madrid and just keeps on crossing it.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

苏神阿尔巴进球,巴萨2-0埃尔瓦

Elonadoxqwae(巴萨球迷):无中柱,不巴萨。(Not a Barce game if we don't hit the post.)

Cloudy86(未知主队球迷):梅西也许只是想打破一个踢中门柱的纪录吧…(I think Messi is trying to break the record for most times hitting the post in a season.)

Rico_stats(未知主队球迷):梅西其实是想助攻门柱!但门柱我给你机会你不中用啊!(He's trying to assist the post, it's just not that good at finishing.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Cyberjunkey(未知主队球迷):双方正在参加一场名为“看谁浪费的机会更多”的比赛呢!(They are having a contest of who can waste a chance better.)

Padsevit(埃尔瓦球迷):输球一点都不痛苦,痛苦的是我没有要到梅西的签名…(It is okay to lose but it hurts me that I haven’t got a signature of Messi yet.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

TheFuckOffer(未知主队球迷):苏神的美腿是如此火热,但他的头脑却像是在冰箱里一样冷静哦!(Suarez’s charming legs are on fire but his head's in the refrigerator.)

doozy_boozy(未知主队球迷):梅西总能在虚无之中找到空间,爱因斯坦恐怕都算不明白怎么回事吧!(Messi sees space where there is none. Einstein might be confused by that.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Pilitnt(切尔西球迷):其实有一个数据是可以说明梅西是在为踢切尔西留力的,那就是今天根本就没人对他犯规…(You only have too look at one stat to realize Messi was resting himself for the Chelsea game - he was not fouled even once this game.)

BuffaloSmasher(热刺球迷):我喜欢像皮尔洛那样的传球,喜欢像巴蒂那样的爆射,喜欢像内马尔那样的盘带,所以我喜欢上了梅西。(I would love a player who could pass like Pirlo. I would love a player who could shoot like Batistuta. I would love a player who could dribble like Neymar. So I love Messi.)

VAR惹争议,曼联2-0哈镇

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

(图):据说这就是曼联比赛时的VAR技术团队?

Paranoid(曼联球迷):图样图森破啊,英超的VAR和英超的裁判,肯定也是同样的尿性啊!(You are naive guys, PL’s VAR is the same shit as PL’s refrees!)

TheLarryMullen(曼联球迷):桑切斯的这风骚的传球,都让我金枪屹立4个小时了…(That pass from Sanchez has given me an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

C罗进球,皇马5-3贝蒂斯

XIM09(未知主队球迷):齐达内一定是半场结束时在更衣室播放了欧冠主题曲!(Zidane played the Champions League anthem in the locker room at half time.)

Axebane(切尔西球迷):兄弟们,大家闭上眼睛深呼吸,对手并不是贝蒂斯,他们是巴黎,巴黎啊!(Guys, I want you to close your eyes and take a deep breath. They are not Betis, they are PSG. They are PSG...)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Iddolinar(皇马球迷):巴黎是怎么对我们这后防只进了1个球的…(How did PSG's attack managed to only score one against us lmao.)

Blackmamba(皇马球迷):其实皇马这样XJBT,就更能显示出手下败将巴黎的无能啦,这可都是为了帮巴萨报被挖内马尔的一箭之仇!(Real Madrid are only losing because they want PSG to look bad since they lost to us, to humiliate them for buying Neymar from Barca.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

吉鲁传射取胜,切尔西4-0赫尔城

nycgunner92(阿森纳球迷):为什么每一个进球都与一个前阿森纳队员有关…(Why every goal involved an ex-arsenal player....)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Federerski(切尔西球迷):当你有了吉鲁的时候,谁还需要丁丁和萨拉赫呢?(Who needs KDB or Salah when you have Olivier Giroud!)

Mortie_87(未知主队球迷):好像为切尔西踢球啊,这样吉鲁就能亲亲我了…(I wanna play for Chelsea just so Giroud can kiss me.)

(图):在没遇到对的人之前,谁会知道自己是不是弯的呢?

SeanBenn(切尔西球迷):现在评论这么多了,应该没人发现我了吧,其实我…很想和吉鲁搞基…(Comments coming so fast nobody will see Im gay for Giroud.)

_rickjames(英格兰球迷):咳咳,看完比赛的各位如果还想找点乐子的话,请把电视调到第4频道,晚上10点会有性爱机器人的表演哦!(For anyone after some quality fun after this game, Channel 4 have some shows about sex robots at 10pm.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Chellaj(切尔西球迷):终于,切尔西在2月的进球已经比巴舒亚伊多了!(Chelsea have scored more goals in February than Michy Batshuayi.)

PBRontheway (赫尔城球迷球迷):世界上最痛苦的事,就是你已经准备好接受最坏的结果了,可最后发现这结果还可以更坏…(That awkward moment when you mentally prepare yourself for the worst case scenario and reality turns out to be even worse.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

莱万补时点杀,拜仁2-1狼堡

witz0r(大急流城球迷):至今我还记得上次拜仁踢狼堡0-1落后时的场景,那时候莱万也在场,而如今他却不复当年之勇了!(I remember the last time Bayern went 1-0 down to Wolfsburg with Lewandowski on the bench. So this time he didn’t prove himself like before.)

梅西对空间的理解,爱因斯坦恐怕都甘拜下风!

Gunsof(未知主队球迷):现在,拜仁踢其他德甲球队的时候,如果不在前20分钟就领先一两球的话,恐怕拜仁球迷是不会满意的吧…(Bayern fans don't feel comfortable unless they give other Bundesliga teams a 1 or 2 goal advantage in the first 20 minutes.

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